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As a cyberwar and hacktivist news site, The Cryptosphere has long kept track on the shady international cabal of one percenters, Beyonce fans, and possible alien invaders known as The Illuminati. Occasionally, we even receive correspondence purporting to come from them or their agents. Here is some of it.

Caveat Emptor.

From: Raymond Wood on Gawker 

DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI GROUP AND BECOME FAMOUS IN THE WORLD!!!

Do you want to be Rich and Famous? Do you want the world to recognize you and listen to you when you speak? do you want to be in power and control? if yes then come and be a member of the ILLUMINATI CHURCH ORGANIZATION. For connection Contact Mr Raymond Woods via telephone number : +2348136546563 or Email via illuminatemembercenter@gmail.com, for Registration.Please make sure you have made up your mind before dialing this number. ELEVATE YOURSELF FROM POVERTY..

TEAM REGARDS

PLAN ILLUMINATION

Thanks for thinking of us, Raymo, but we’ll give this a pass. Elvis told us to.

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Categories: Hoax, Humor, Illuminati, News, Weird

8 replies

  1. WELCOME TO THE GREAT BROTHERHOOD OF
    KINGDOMOFRICHES [ILLUMINATI] OF THE
    WHOLE WORLD WIDE. ARE YOU A BUSINESS
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    including the planning of a New World
    Order. Many world leaders, Presidents, Prime
    Ministers, royalty and senior executives of
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    BRINGS YOU INTO THE LIMELIGHT OF THE
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  2. please give me a chance in illuminati brotherhood,am from pauper lyf unable 2 get access to ammount required 4 registration fee n i really want in,please help

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  3. WELCOME TO THE GREAT TEMPLE OF ILLUMINATI. Are you a business man, politician, musical, student and you want to be rich, powerful and be famous in life. You can achieve your dreams by been a member of the illuminati. With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish, if you really want to be a member of the great illuminati then you can contact perry grant,+27788860096 illuminatitemple123gmail.com

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  4. Hello Thanks for the email and you are welcome to illuminate world. We the members are doing very well in our business and various categories of life, and they are also protected, very rich and famous, all you have to do provide us now is your information so that we can process it and take it to the BARPHMENT world.
    YOUR FULL NAME:
    AGE:
    COUNTRY:
    STATE:
    STREET:
    PHONE NUMBER:
    OCCUPATION:
    MONTHLY INCOME:
    TALENT:
    PICTURE:
    Once you are able to make provision of this requirement then we shall proceed with the initiation rituals okay.

    My Regards,
    ILLUMINATE

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  5. Hello everyone, i am an one of the Agents sent by the Lord superior (Grand master) to bring as many of those who are interested in becoming a member of the great Illuminati order,, i do business, I own a Construction company, and i also own one of the Biggest Electronic Appliance shop, and my family now lives in USA, i was once like you, me & my wife were financially down to 1 square meal a day, what kind of life was that to live, I lived in poverty until i saw an opportunity to be a member of the GREAT TEMPLE OF ILLUMINATI BROTHERHOOD and i took my chances and i have been a member for close to 10 years now. The higher you get the richer you become Illuminati, it makes your business grow faster than you can ever imagine, illuminati brings out the talent in you and make you famous, as you become a member of illuminati order you will receive 2,000,000 US DOLLARS instantly on your Bank Account, there are many more other benefits you stand to gain, so if you are interested to be a member contact me now on +2347056024545 or our EMAIL churchofdevililluminatigmail.com JOIN US TODAY & BECOME RICH, POWERFUL AND FAMOUS ALL YOUR LIFE

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  6. i like it get mi inside illuminati please

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