Behold: the Queen of #Anonymous

leet troll via Quickmeme

leet troll via Quickmeme

Leaderfagging: you’re doing it wrong.

To be honest, kittens, this is one of the rare cases where the YouTube transcript makes more sense than the actual words in the interview. Still, we cannot pass up the opportunity to share this rare serving of word salad from the Queen of Anonymous, who was there in 4chan and knew, she says, everybody.

Except Gregg Housh. She told the interviewer she’s never heard of him.

You might recall Housh as probably the first Anon to get actually, IRL famous when he was outed as a result of his work with Project Chanology, the 2008 Anonymous operation against Scientology which turned Anonymous, and for a time Housh, into household names.

The premise of the interview was to get some information about actual Boots on the Ground at protests, which is the name of the forthcoming documentary from Fawkes News, of which this was to have formed a part, instead of a comedy aside. The interviewer assures us that she was on A bridge at ONE time; beyond that, he says none of her claims could be confirmed.

But who cares if they’re true? They are hilarious.

Do not be put off, humble subjects, by the fact that she dubs you A-nons rather than Anons. Don’t you know she basically created Anonymous as we know it? She was there, man. LulzSec. AmeriSec. The Million Mask March. OpUSA. Hers. We must believe, my friends. We must trust in the Queen of Anonymous.

“To be honest, I’ve never hacked a website in my life.”

I believe her, don’t you?

Bonus fun: Drinking game. Take a slug of cheap white wine every time she looks in the mirror, plays with her hair, does air quotes, pronounces it A-nons, says “New World Order” or “idea-ology,” or takes credit for something.

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Categories: 4chan, Activism, Anonymous, Cocktails, Conspiracy, Cyber, DramaSec, Hackers, Hacktivism, Hoax, Humor, Interviews, LulzSec, Media, Security, Video

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  1. Reblogged this on #IntelGroup.

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    • ROFL! Lawdy, woman child! You is dumb as dirt! Don’t know Greg Housh? You ain’t no Anon! You ain’t no grad student, either. I’d be surprised if you made it through third grade. SMH!

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    • This is Fucking hilarious and I’ll tell why. I am a Hollywood producer and I know her personally and actually knew of everything she was doing with this guy. She’s an actor and a wonderful social engineer. What’s funny is she has done more than you think and has done it well but she’s great at being anonymous. I can say that she has an army of a team that will never see her fall. We have only watched ride. She’s been a peaceful inspiration to our community and anyone following this is simply being used as a tactic to defeat the division our sole operation is about. She’s the most loving, peaceful, powerful woman who keeps her grasp on knowledge to herself. Her journalists will be working on protecting her, and keep her rise going. I’m also a journalist for a major. International publication with over a million subscribers. She will be just fine. So those who know her who could be worried, just know this was all her plan. Thanks for anyone who has said positive things for those we have seen. Love her fellow warrior of peace and unity.

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      • Are you also a lawyer, a navy SEAL, and a ninja assassin as well as a Hollywood producer? If so, what are you doing in Florida, IP 172.56.27.184?

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        • Actually I’m a news anchor and just took a job here and she’s also from Florida so obviously you know nothing about her but most people dont. I can’t reveal my full identity because of the sensitivity and content. I am honored to have full access to her story. I will use ethical guidelines not fraudulent editing like this video guy to manipulate a depiction inadequacy. I appreciate all of your sarcasm and whit, there’s no such thing as bad press. And this negativity simplynonly helps our project.Your humble humanitarian journalist ;)

          P.S if you know any navy seals or a ninja assassin I would absolutely love to document their story. Maybe they know sunny.

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          • You don’t even know Reddit, dear.

            “Wit.”

            I believe you, that you’re from Florida. And that you just took a local job. And that you were lying about being a Hollywood producer (glad we agree on SOMETHING).

            As for Sunny, I’m not entirely sure she’s from Earth, never mind Florida.

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          • SHE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE THE START OF ANONYMOUS. I HAVE BEEN IN IT FOR 33 YEARS. I AM 60. AND AM HEALING FROM BATTLE WOUNDS FORM BEING REAL ANONYMOUS BEFORE THE MASKS. SO STOP RIGHT NOW OR YOU FORCE TO PROVE THIS. NOW.

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          • By all means prove things, but please take the CAPSLOCK key off first.

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          • she is not old enough. should have pick someone older. i’ve been anonymous for 33 years before the masks so how does work. before the mask we used to just get things done. and i was anonymous. no one else. i didn’t want anyone else being hurt. so i was the only one claiming the name. hiding to find my families killers. you have opened up a can of worms you have no idea. anonymous didn’t even know me. we just had the same name. and it turned out we had the same goal. it is based on people that have survived something you couldn’t even understand. i would suggest back off. and who ever paid you give them the bad news. i’m not hiding behind a mask or video. here i am. message me on my facebook. we need to talk. now. if not i will pull all my files from internet. and if your a reporter. you should know me or writing. i used write in 200 news papers around the world. and i know the truth. i’m up set it was stolen off me and not exposed yet. i will handle that. you need to talk to me. we are talking about possible id theft. i already have one case for my murdered family over oil. you need to talk to me.

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          • Oh yes? Do tell us more!

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      • Oh wait, you’re NOT a Hollywood producer, you’re an unsuccessful artist and eyeliner addict from Jacksonville, Florida who likes to take “poverty tourism” shots. Oh, Florida.
        http://www.metrojacksonville.com/forum/index.php?topic=6866.15
        http://www.artisticexpressionsofchelleby.com/Purchase.html
        https://www.facebook.com/americanstreetkidsbychelleby/info?tab=page_info
        https://www.facebook.com/chellebystarr1?fref=nf

        Here’s your entire listing on IMDB.
        http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4114863/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

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        • Oh look you found my non-profit work not my big girl job. If you’re ever away from your computer, we’d appreciate some of that energy to use for building society instead of dividing it.
          Attacking me or anyone who knows sunny is a distraction of the issues at hand and the most juvenile attempts of communication. Resolution comes from discussing the issues at hand. She’s not the problem, she’s the solution. I hope you may transcend your experience into a spiritual journey. Success is not measured by your opinion. We have brought hope and changed lives in some of the most positive ways . What have you offered to this society besides division, attacking and tearing down your fellow humans? We are watching. And we are the new mainstream media. Did you think she was joking about these ops? No she was doing her job and making a joke of you jokes. It’s what sunny does. I will not engage any further in your trolling, but again thanks no such thing as bad press ;)

          #Op Media control_engaged

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  2. omfg this is epic…. of the fail variety. what a fuckin’ idiot

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  3. I couldn’t finish watching it. Her voice alone struck a nerve in my brain distrupting my central auditory process. Her use of A-non made my ears cringe. Queen of Anonymous my hairy ass! More like the queen of wannabe fame. Artifical intelligence is no match for her natural stupidity.

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  4. i could tell you who started the Million Mask March and it wasnt her,
    It was first called here in England OpVendetta
    If you wish to really cover the start of OpVendetta aka the Million Mask March hit me up @ajacxuk

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  5. I want to know why four people thought this would adorn their LinkedIn profile in a positive way.

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  6. Oh rely .. started the mmm did she .. best be trolling cos I personally would kick the twat waffle in the cunt . The fail is epic

    #britanon #annonymouse #mmm

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  7. The government made her out to be mental? I think she does a good enough job all by herself. Lulz

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  8. What is this. I don’t even.

    Whoever this person is, she definitely wasn’t around.

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  9. ” Queen Of Anonymous ” lulz she wishes #FuckTARD

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  10. Anonymous has no identities. So all these people using their own names have nothing to do with anonymous (anymore)
    This includes the famewhore Gregg Housh. Stay anonymous and if your nick is exposed then create a new nick. What kind of faggots have you become?

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  11. Bahhahahahahaha i find this hilarious… Sunny, Queen of Anonymous. Talk about an Ego. I dont now what to say… You Shut It Down. So Did I. Acting like there wasnt more than 1 Anon on the bridge… Boots on the ground? SMH. Crazy Bitch.

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  12. I hate this cunt. She was the beginning of the end. Soon as this twat showed up. I bounced. Fucking cancerous dolt.

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