Okay, get this: A Toronto Socialite (I know, I know! Hilarious!) befriends an Alzheimer’s victim in Florida, scams her out of $2 million or so, uses it to fly in a private jet to TORONTO (I know, right? In a world that contains both Las Vegas and Paris!) among other things. AND the grifter is the founder of the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation. She wasn’t cleared of charges; after the death of 92-year-old Helga Marston, the source of the funds, the prosecutors just didn’t see the point. Perhaps Ms. Marston’s heirs will find a civil court more cooperative, a la OJ.