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America gets the government it deserves, but Canada gets the heroes it needs, eh?
Speaking of international tensions, governments, heroes, and anti-heroes, let’s take a look at the latest news headlines, shall we?
All of the above, in one: John McAfee announces run for the White House (CNN)
Gozi banking Trojan co-author pleads guilty (NakedSecurity)
‘I Reviewed Jail on Yelp Because I Couldn’t Afford a Therapist.’ (TheMarshallProject)
Baltimore to pay Freddie Gray’s family $6.4 million to settle civil claims (BaltimoreSun)
How Ashley Madison Hid Its Fembot Con From Users and Investigators (Gizmodo)
CIA Torture Method for Hackers Involves Watching Their Moms Navigate Internet (Reductress) Okay, okay, but it COULD be true!
Hungarian TV camerawoman fired for kicking fleeing migrants (AFP) Specifically, tripping a man carrying a child, and then kicking another child. You stay classy, Hungary. See also: staying out of the story, Journalism 101.
WHEREAS
Drunk Japanese man kicks robot, gets arrested (PopSci) That’s it, the robots outrank human beings. All hail our robot overlords.
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