Job Posting o’ the Day: Be the Bad Guy!

Be the Bad Guy!

Be the Bad Guy!

This comes to us via an interested party, which is to say if he were to apply for this he’d be able to put his real world experience at it on his resume. In fact, he’d have a lock on it as long as it didn’t mean getting out from behind a keyboard.

Be! All that you can be! Maybe, realistically speaking, this is all you can be? A balaclava-wearing grunt attacking busloads of giggling FBI trainees. Still, great memoir material. And those sweet, sweet tax dollahs!

From Craigslist:

Law Enforcement Role Playing (Quantico)

compensation: $12.00 an hour
We are currently seeking people to “Play the Bad Guy” to assist with the training of Federal Law Enforcement.Are you looking for an unusual and exciting job and have an interest in Criminal Justice?

Are you available starting at either 7:00AM to 11:30AM or 11:30AM to 5:30PM? (schedule could be for 4 hours or 8 hours)

Essential Function of the job are:

Must be able to run, kneel, squat, and effectively communicate verbally.

Must be able to pass a detailed background check and have a valid driver’s license.

Roles are written for those between the ages of 25 to 45 years old.

Ideal candidate would be available for 6 to 8 months period of time.

Please contact Beth Downing at show contact info x 501.

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
No, seriously, do NOT contact her with unsolicited services or offers.
But to be practical for a moment, were you thinking of going into badguyism for a living, this would be a pretty good training academy. You’d know all of LE’s moves and have plenty of time to practice on the taxpayer’s dime. 
h/t @6
Featured Image via Terry McCombs on Flickr
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