cluster bomb drinks cabinet

Check out this bad boy, the perfect pressie for the gaudy Bond villain in your life! For only £60,500.00 or $91,960.00 (tax included! but what dictator pays taxes???) it can be yours, or your boss’s, or Eric Prince‘s although surely he already has one.

Here’s the official blurb:

Breathtakingly truly one of a unique kind. Substantially standing at more than eight feet tall, weighing 600 pounds, the mirror polished Cluster Bomb is a distinctively authentic Deco aesthetic piece steeped in history.

Behind the gleaming polished aluminium and steel 1970’s missile fuselage, reveals a stunningly crafted interior consisting of three shelves revolving around a polished brass gold plated spindle. The base features a sliding platform built from lacquered American walnut concealing an armoury of custom-made copper cocktail utensils.

With it’s [sic] potent fusion of industrial heritage and high-end master craftsmanship, this phenomenal heavenly cabinet is without equal.

For those who fly somewhat closer to the ground, there’s this swanky yet still earthy Picnic Time Manhattan Insulated Two-Bottle Cocktail Case/Bar Tool Kit, Black for a more reasonable $177.95, which isn’t bad for heirloom quality.

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