Geek Gift Guide: The Cluster Bomb Drinks Cabinet

cluster bomb drinks cabinet

cluster bomb drinks cabinet

Check out this bad boy, the perfect pressie for the gaudy Bond villain in your life! For only £60,500.00 or $91,960.00 (tax included! but what dictator pays taxes???) it can be yours, or your boss’s, or Eric Prince‘s although surely he already has one.

Here’s the official blurb:

Breathtakingly truly one of a unique kind. Substantially standing at more than eight feet tall, weighing 600 pounds, the mirror polished Cluster Bomb is a distinctively authentic Deco aesthetic piece steeped in history.

Behind the gleaming polished aluminium and steel 1970’s missile fuselage, reveals a stunningly crafted interior consisting of three shelves revolving around a polished brass gold plated spindle. The base features a sliding platform built from lacquered American walnut concealing an armoury of custom-made copper cocktail utensils.

With it’s [sic] potent fusion of industrial heritage and high-end master craftsmanship, this phenomenal heavenly cabinet is without equal.

For those who fly somewhat closer to the ground, there’s this swanky yet still earthy Picnic Time Manhattan Insulated Two-Bottle Cocktail Case/Bar Tool Kit, Black for a more reasonable $177.95, which isn’t bad for heirloom quality.

cocktail set

Categories: Cocktails, Geek, Gifts, War

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