Y2K!!!1!

By raincoaster on May 14, 2015 • ( 0 )

Cat ponders the immensity of space and time yet to be conquered. via Cats In Space on Tumblr

Cat ponders the immensity of space and time yet to be conquered. via OMG Cats In Space on Tumblr

Thank you, kittens! As of today your clickety-clicks have brought The Cryptosphere to 2000 Likes on Fedbook, 1724 Followers on Twitter (where we are, counterintuitively, @_cryptosphere), three or four retweets from WikiLeaks (swoon!), 260,000 views, mentions in Time, PC Week, Gawker, Mother Jones, BoingBoing, and hell, I forget the rest. All in considerably less than a year!

What can we say? It’s time to level up from drip coffee to lattes, from well liquor to, well, better liquor, maybe even solid foods, and probably time for swankier offices and a better grade of entourage while we’re at it.

New Mobile Global HQ for The Cryptosphere

The Cryptosphere is, in fact, upgrading office space from “whatever couch we can surf” to “mobile office” à la the WikiLeaks Truck, building a new HQ in the bowels of a converted, weaponized, and largely off-the-grid 30 foot Ford schoolbus, which we are purchasing from the fine folks at TribalGlobe Holistics, who bus-hacked and customized it to within an inch of its life. It’s not every Global Mobile HQ that has both a wifi router and a fireplace, both of which you can reach without getting out of your king-sized bed.

Yes, expect the Patreon fundraiser any day now. You got our Bitcoin wallet number, right? RIGHT? Your generous donation will send you right to the head of the Entourage list! Just sayin’.

UNLIMITED GROWTH FOREVER!!!11!!