Welcome to Thursday; it’s going to be this way all day. All. Damn. Day.
It’s okay; we’ll get through it together. Just you, me, and this bottomless vat of caffeine and smart drugs. Hey, why did people who used smart drugs wear such stupid outfits, anyway?
Where was I? Pass me the caffeine. No, I am NOT sweating. Pass me the caffeine.
I’m fine. I’m fine. WHAT?
Download o’ the Day: NSA’s spy tools for cellphones (CentreForAirPowerStudies)
Keystroke sniffer hides as a wall wart (Hackaday)
Facebook Doesn’t Know You’re Faking It (TheAtlantic)
Fired Wall Streeter makes lateral move to porn (Dealbreaker)
Roberto Saviano: My life under armed guard (Guardian)
4 detainees to be released from GITMO to custody in Oman (DepartmentOfDefense)
Skype in Sextortion Shocker! (TheRegister)
The fight to publish mugshots, as expressed in court documents (TheMarshallProject)
The Bitcoin Bottoming-Out Blues (CoinTelegraph)
Piracy notices boost demand for anonymous VPNs in Canada (TorrentFreak)
Russia bans Bitcoin news sites (CoinDesk)
Featured CISPA infographic by AnonAutopsy on Twitter