The Drone Wars Have Begun: Meet Rambro

Drone Wars

Drone Wars

We’ve found the first super-warrior of the long-feared Drone Wars. He has taken his first victim.

He is RAMBRO!

After a youth spent calmly munching grass in the pastoral mountainside of New Zealand, as he turned towards adulthood something in him snapped. He began terrorizing motorcycles (as seen on CNN, CBS, and in the Daily Mail) and now, in the full strength of his maturity, he has decided to wage a bloody, take-no-prisoners war against video drones.

It’s quadruped vs quadcopter in the first scuffle of the Antipodean Drone Wars. Mark it well, gentle readers.

Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is shitting himself.

With apologies to Sylvester Stallone:

Colonel Trautman: Can you headbutt that quadcopter?
Rambro: Let’s find out!

I was looking for the angry ram with my fpv quadcopter, I got a bit close & he managed to hit it knocking it into a bush, luckily no harm done. When I went to retrieve it he followed me, I had my hands full so he got me pretty good.

The owner says he uses the drone when he wants to go out on his dirt bike, to scope out the terrain and see if the coast is clear of Rambro. Rambro’s entrenched motofada against bikes has been so successful he now has to seek opponents in the very atmosphere, having conquered all terrestrial opponents.

h/t Alex Pareene at The Dish

Image via InfiniteUnknown



Categories: Drones, Humor, News, Weird

2 replies

  1. That kind of makes the use of a far reaching ‘copter’ redundant if a dumbass goat can take it out…

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